You cant draw hands well because your hands get jealous when you try to draw pics of other hands its like Fuck no i dont likeit when you draw other hands . thats why its easy to make a hand print with paint on a piece of paper but its hard to draw hands. Jealous hands. Greedy
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Do you ever smell a certain scent and you can remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you were 8
"You know you like/want it" more like " I’m a misogynistic pig shit and I know I’m making you uncomfortable but I will cover it up by stating that you like it, even though I never took your preferences into consideration because you’re a woman I think of you as nothing else than a object designed for my pleasure. Also, nice breasts"