Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.
LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT
I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
"Marge…this may be hard to believe…but I’m stuck in two vending machines."
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball
this is why I have trust issues